You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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