turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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