Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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