think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize
