shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
it's great music for shaving your balls
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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