People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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