i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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