Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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