Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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