He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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