I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
