how can u be prego again
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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