Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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