I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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