i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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