Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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