Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
he thought i was a dude.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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