Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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