We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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