i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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