What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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