What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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