Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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