Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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