Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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