In the future we'll all be gay
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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