there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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