There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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