Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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