I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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