is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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