508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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