where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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