Buhtt sex?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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