In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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