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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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