so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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