quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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