ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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