At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
