If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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