i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Found your dick twin last night
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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