Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
