How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
only you would photoshop your dick
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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