the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
he was CRYING into my vagina
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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