Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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