): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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