I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
