My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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