found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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