Christians are straight up FREAKS
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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