so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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