were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I am mentally ready for anal.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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