im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
