i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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