Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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